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Cape Town

We came knowing the food scene had changed. What we did not expect was how much.

Table Mountain at night in Cape town.
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Airbnb flat in Frederiksberg, Copenhagen with balcony and espresso machine

Copenhagen Restaurants: 10 Places We Ate

Ten places across Copenhagen. Some worth returning to, others already fading from memory.
Selection of ingredients including turbot, lobster, crab, figs, and Kampot pepper at Odette pop-up Tivoli

Review: Odette Pop-Up in Copenhagen

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Amalfi lemon pie at Restaurant Calma Copenhagen

Review: Restaurant Calma in Copenhagen

Atmosphere and First Impressions Located ...
Podere della Civettaja Pinot Nero 2021 served at Restaurant Boutique Emilia in Copenhagen

Review: Restaurant Boutique Emilia in Copenhagen

Surrendering to the pasta at ...
Jordnær restaurant interior with Michelin figurine record player and bar at Odette Odyssey

Review: Odette Odyssey at Jordnær

Chef Eric Vildgaard & Chef ...
Exterior of the University Church of St Mary the Virgin in Oxford at sunset, opposite the Old Bank Hotel

Review: The Old Bank Hotel in Oxford

Old Bank Hotel We have ...

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Where We Actually Stayed

From luxury legends to forgettable flops. Unfiltered and updated after every trip.

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Where We Actually Dined

Culinary hits, misses, and what were they thinking. Every meal paid for, every opinion earned.