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Inverlochy Castle Hotel

Inverlochy Castel Hotel - First Impressions and Last Impressions!

These are the paramount key elements of every hotel in the world. Fail this, and the guest will likely not check in again. It is simply the Golden Rule of any hotel. Inverlochy Castle Hotel failed miserably on the first one. As we drove past the main gate, our gut feeling started to signal trouble. Since we were not greeted either outside or inside, the menu for the evening on the check-in desk looked like Pling Dinner (microwave). Cullen Skink, Blue Cheese tart, etc.
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The hotel felt like an elderly home where everyone had died. Sorry for the pun, it was dead quiet. We should have known better, especially since they flooded the hotel with bunches of lilies. If a hotel has them, just check out directly. Trust us!

We did not pay attention to all the warning signs this hotel signaled in the beginning, and there were many. We had lunch in their lobby, saw the room, and did the only right thing: an early and expensive checkout.

Conclusion

Inverlochy Castle Hotel is what we call a ‘stick-up-your-arse’ pretentious place. You must be grateful to be there and adapt to their rules, such as ‘Mobile phones are not permitted during dinner service.’

There is no room service after 6:30 pm. (If you stay in the rooms in the walled garden, there is no room service at all.) Guests must choose a specific time slot for breakfast, etc

Info

Visits

3 Hours

Nights

Zero

Room Type

Junior Walled Garden Suite

Room Change

No point to look at other rooms.

Air Conditioning

?

Blackout Curtains

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Breakfast

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Wifi

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Highs & lows

  • The view from the rooms terrace.
  • Newly renovated big bathroom.
  • Too many things.

The bottom line

Will we return?

No

Worth the money?​

No

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