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Cape Town

We came knowing the food scene had changed. What we did not expect was how much.

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Iternitty best and worst 2023

Trends that we hope will end in 2024

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Where We Actually Stayed

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Where We Actually Dined

Culinary hits, misses, and what were they thinking. Every meal paid for, every opinion earned.